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sloth-grunge:

trying to comfort someone like

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whimpsy:

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thatsmzfufutou:

tamaraldbrennan:

jennifermorriswan:

*finishes whole series of tv show* 

*does extensive background search on the cast and follows them on all social media*

*Rewatches entire series again

*watches everything favourite cast member has been in, no matter how bad it is*

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zquidward:

today i watched a roomba scoot through the open door of a nearby bakery and onward to freedom as a panicked cleaning crew chased after it. all hail the robot uprising

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desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

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nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

mrv3000:

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kestrel337:

Just imagine the Avengers going to Ikea, and Thor is the only one who can pronounce the name of anything. 

This is disproportionately hilarious to me.

#COME LET US ASSEMBLE THE LÖVBACKEN

Avengers Assemble! (Ikea)
(by emirentia)

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  • #avengers #yes
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i like being complimented on my eyebrows and on my oral sex techniques 

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  • #Olivia Benson #Law & Order: SVU
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zigwardscissorhands:

Movie idea: Jeff Goldblum and Christopher Walken sit down for breakfast and discuss literally anything for two hours.

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takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

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  • #teen wolf #amazing ladies
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  • my mom:who are you texting?
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bombing:

tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat

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